Imagine this: You’re standing at a urinal, going about your business, when suddenly, you notice someone watching you. To your surprise, it’s a midget. Before you can gather your thoughts, the midget exclaims, “Wow! Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!”

You’re taken aback but also flattered by the unexpected compliment. You politely thank the midget and try to continue peeing. But hold on, the story doesn’t end there!

Out of nowhere, the midget brings out a step ladder and places it right next to the urinal. Curiosity gets the better of you as you wonder what this peculiar request could be. The midget asks, “I know this is a bit strange, but since your balls are so admirable, would it be alright if I took a closer look?”

Bewildered yet not wanting to offend, you reluctantly agree, thinking there’s no harm in indulging the midget’s curiosity. Little did you know what was about to happen next.

Without warning, the midget reaches out, tightly grasping your precious jewels and says, “Alright, hand me your wallet. Once I have it, I’ll be off this ladder.”

Now, this may sound like an unusual and comical situation, but it serves as a reminder that trust should always be judiciously placed, even in the most unexpected circumstances.